An apology from the admin and 4 clubs Neil Warnock wouldn’t manage...

Ya biweekly mailer. A day late. But worth it, hopefully…

Look. This should’ve been sent out 24 hours ago. So apologies. But the admin spent all yesterday recovering from being nutmegged for the first time in about ten years. Life’s drained out of me instantly. Head in hands. On the touchline. Mortified. The shame. The thought of Big G, my owd man, turning away in disgust. Embarrassed. Seething. I’ve done the one thing he’s spent decades telling me not to do. Dived the fuck in. And the winger’s absolutely ruined me. Left me for dead. 999. I’d like to report a crime. Wounded.

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The admin’s got two zines in production. And would like you, the reader, to decide which we drop first. Titles below. But that’s it. No pressure, then…

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The 4 clubs Neil Warnock wouldn’t manage...

Let’s face it, there aren’t many. From Plymouth up to his latest managerial move, Aberdeen, Warnockism seemingly knows no bounds. 16 teams and thousands of players have been told to enjoy it by being disciplined. But there must be some clubs out there that he wouldn’t touch with a barge pole, surely? We’re thinking cities bereft of bowling alleys, training grounds with no bike racks and areas with low Paddy Kenny proximity are a good place to start. Let’s get stuck in then, here are the clubs Neil Warnock wouldn’t die to get three points for: