Things I’d rather do than watch the Club World Cup.

Load of fuckin’ shite.

Club World Cup starts later this week. Couldn’t give a shite, to be honest. Al Ahly v Inter Miami to kick things off. Struggling to shift tickets by the sounds of it. Who’d have thought that, eh? Chelsea v Leon. Not the fast food gaff. Worth noting. Bayern v Auckland City. Man City v Wydad AC. All the same. ‘Cause nobody cares about it. Just a glorified preseason tournament. An alternative to the European Super League that everyone kicked off about. Gianni Infantino’s laughin’ his cock off, though. “Got ‘em here fellas.” Raking it in, is lad. Coin. Coin. Coin. Coin. Qatar Airways named sponsors two weeks out. Any reputable competition, organisation, has that sorted years in advance. Farce.