The best aisles in B&Q.

Top three stores of all time, by the way.

Look. I’ll be honest. When the admin started T95’s Un-Athletic Club. I didn’t think this is where we’d end up. Chatting shite about the different aisles in B&Q. But here we are. Discussing the good stuff, clearly.

There are few stores better than B&Q. Once you get yaself away from the paint counter, that is. Painful watching ‘em struggle find ya address on that shitty little system. “I’ve got 68 Roman Road, Stoke On Trent. Could that be you?” “No, we’re in Stockport mate.” That mixing machine’s pretty decent, though. Good to watch. Class how they do it, init? Still amazes Big G. Painter and decorator by trade is lad. Knows his way around a pasting board. Loves cutting in. Steady hand. Could’ve been a surgeon he reckons. He couldn’t.