THAT NEW ZINE WE'VE BANGED ON ABOUT'S HERE.
'Footballers Doing Ordinary Things' by T95.
We’ve banged on about it for years. Two ‘n’ half, to be exact. But we’ve finally got it over the line. It’s finally here. A new zine. It’s daft. It’s very T95. And it’s available to bag below. Just in time for Christmas, hopefully. Decent little stocking filler. Or some new year reading. Whatever ya want really. Up to you.
They might have shit loads of money. Wear daft clothes. And drive mad cars. But footballers aren’t too dissimilar to ya Big Daves. Ya admins. Yaself. Just normal people. Who are half decent at kicking a ball about. And getting up and down a pitch. They all put the bins out. Stack the dishwasher. And do the big shop. They’re all human. Except Messi. Different breed him. They’re just lucky they didn’t have dodgy knees at the age of 16. Alright for some. They’re footballers, and they do ordinary things. Just like the rest of us. Into ‘em.
Featuring Phil Neville loading the dishwasher. Neil Warnock down the Red Lion. Gareth Barry enjoying a tip run. And more.
We’ve dropped some merch too. Including a ‘No Bother Tote Bag’. Now i know what ya gonna say. T95 dropping tote bags. “Game’s gone. Go and get the tiles.” Which is fair enough. Admin’s gone woke. But we all need a good bag. With good handles. For ya errands. The big shop. Vinted locker runs. Midweek 7s. Whatever. So bag yaself one. Get it down Sainos. Put ya heavy shite in there. Be sound, will that.
