“I’m rapidly falling out of love with football.”

A rant, from the admin.

No ’10 Things The Admin Can Fully Get Behind’ this week I’m afraid. Nahhh. Instead the admin’s gone all John Coleman. All negative about the game we’re supposed to love. Finding it all a bit shit at the minute. So I’m having a rant. A moan. Ya need it sometimes. Get it owt ya system and all that. It’s healing.

FA Cup replays have been knocked on the head. Scrapped. Shite, is that. Used to be a proper competition. Not anymore. The big clubs have ruined it. Gone all selfish. All Tory. Only thinking about ‘emselves. Forgetting the other 700 clubs that make up the pyramid. Their multi-million pound, 30+ man squads can’t hack one or two more games a season? Games, that in some cases, keep clubs going for years. Load of shite. Let ‘em have their Super League. Better off without ‘em.

VAR. Load of fuckin’ shite. Robbed us of one of the most iconic FA Cup moments of all time yesterday ‘cos lad was a toenail offside. Millimetres. We pay to see goals. Last minute winners. Limbs. Not have goals ruled out for having bigger trotters. Sucking the life out of the game. The joy. Then there’s the Everton v Forest fiasco. Absolutely wild is that. Two of ‘em are definitely pens. Stonewall. Criminal the the ref’s not seen either of ‘em. And then not to overruled by VAR? What the fuck are they doing? On the windup surely. That Forest statement’s funny though, init?

Handball rule. What is it? Does anyone know? ‘Cos Jack Grealish punched one out for a corner on Saturday. Referee and VAR lot weren’t interested. Goal kick given. Then Aaron Wan-Bissaka gets done with one vs. Coventry. Arm was almost by his side. Just no consistency at all. Making it up as they go. Load of shite.

Antony. The lad’s a shitebag, ain’t he? Cost £85mil. Bagged just 10 goals in two seasons. Came on with United three nil up. Did fuck all. Didn’t fancy taking a penalty. And celebrated in front of the Cov lads. Embarrassed for him, i really am.

That Pep Guardiola rant. About playing Wednesday and Saturday. Crack on with ya billion pound squad. Not hard, is it lad? Gateshead have played 5 games in 10 days or somet’ daft.

Blackburn Rovers. We’re fucking shite. Be the death of me that club. Ticker can’t hack it. Two more weeks to endure.

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